Elections, again!

Let's all welcome another election!!!!
This round.....
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we have only two parties!
And they're really lame, I tell you.
Really.
Seriously.
I wonder how they get around.
So, vote for the lamest!

They are....
1) Our honorary Ex-Lamest person: Toy Boy
Aka. Bums Nation.

Versus
2) Our very own guest blogger: The Jengster
Aka. Dexter And Party.

Yes, yes, YES!

=) Let's hear what they have to say.

Jengster: A green bean falls from the 22nd floor. What does it become?
Toy Boy: A red bean! Because it's covered in blood!

Jengster: A green bean goes into the rain. What colour does it become?
Toy Boy: A yellow bean! Because it wore a raincoat.

Jengster: A green bean jumps off the 20th floor and another jumps off the 2nd floor. What's the difference?
Bunny: 18 floors?
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Toy Boy: One goes, Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, Plop! and another goes Plop, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Blueh.
I can't decide which one's lamer.
Why don't YOU vote?

ps: =( For fear of riots and crazy people suing us,
Me, the only logical person here, says that this poll has NOTHING to do with anyone or anything or any party that may or may not exist.
Thank you.