And... the truth is out there.

No.
It's here actually.
Kindly look to your right and see that thingy there.
Yes, for you extremely lame and blur people, it's a poll.
A poll about who is the lamest in our colony.

We wanted to add our fans, because they're obviously much lamer than us.
But, we didn't want to hurt their feelings, so yeah.

Anyway,
dumdumdumdum~
despite fervent denial from Toy Boy that he's NOT the lamest here,
Teehee.
He was officially voted the lamest!!!

CONGRATULAMETIONS, TOY BOY!!!
Hahahaha.
You have received the highest honor that anyone in our blog can ever get.
Hahahaha.
HAHAHAHA.
Ahem.

Tadaa!!!
Here's a trophy for you.
Oops, that's the Oscar.

This is your REAL prize:
May your lameness be ever lasting.
And may these crutches assist you in that.
Hehe.