Charlie the Unicorn 2

Finally. It is here. Charlie the Unicorn 2.

Shoes.

Ok. This creeps me out just as much as muffins.

Fish?Clean or Dirty?You decide lah...=P

D here.Reporting from my headquaters.N like soft toys especially seals but I,D love seafood.

Have you ever wonder is the fish that you are about to eat is clean or dirty?

Well,I do.

That is why when eating in Manhattan Fish Market D and H(Hao Hao) discuss professionally about the cleanliness of the GRILLED FISH we are having for dinner.

H: Fish are dirty lah.They never take bath.

D: You are wrong. I disagree. I mean imagine this. Johnson's Baby Shampoo factory would dump waste(excess shampoo) into the river.The river would flow to the sea where most fishes live.Indirectly, the fish would bathe in the shampoo making it clean.

I was thinking maybe that is the origin of sweet and sour fish. The fish take too much bath so in the end got the lemony Johnson's Baby Shampoo smell. Lemon is acidic ma..So,fish would be sour.

So all the chef need to do is add some sugar to the sour fish and there you have it....

OUR ALL TIME FAVOURITE

SWEET AND SOUR FISH....

Muffins.

You all like muffins right? Hehe. Enjoy.




ToyBoy out.

TTFN.

A comprehensive guide to terms used in pm7

As the titles says, this will be a guide to commonly used terms and sound effects in pm7 that are found nowhere else, yet.(definitions included, in some cases examples)

Mangkuk: The ever famous term mangkuk. Originated from Pearly but slowly making its way around class due to efforts by Ching to make it the next cool thing to say. Its an encrpyted way of saying "I love you" when Pearly says it to someone, but when she says it to the rest of us, it just means "go die".

*sob sob*: N thinks that she is referring to being a boss when she says this. However, we think that she is trying to tell us how bad her language skills are.*refer to previous post* Bos is a malay language, so the plural should be bos-bos, not boss. Hence, N, you can sign up for Ching's malay language tuition.(wei Ching, recommend you, comission mari)


*whooooooo*: A sound Ah May makes when someone makes a sudden movement around her. We suspect that she makes this noise as her brain works hard to register the situation, so if you all hear a *whooooo* sound during our A levels exam, don't worry, its not the ghosts of A levels past,present and future coming to haunt you.

hotlah,*followed immediatly by a*thank you: A phrase introduced to us by Ah Seo. He wrongly assumes that we are referring to him when we mention the first word and will immediatly thank us for the comment. We however would like to suggest a few alternative words that would more accurately describe the situation if you are trapped with Ah Seo in a small enclosed room.
They are stuffy, pressured and suicidal(after hearing all the lame stuff from him).

More terms coming up next time. Until then sayonara.

Thoughts of N

Hi I’m back!!! Thank you for welcoming me. haha. Since I shouldn’t waste so much time blogging, I shall just make this post short and sweet. Haha L like sweets. N like soft toys. CUTE. What about D? Haha

During chem Lab, Dexter say I always type sob in my sms. And instantly something came to my mind. Guess what? But I’m pretty sure you’ll be scratching you head. Haha don’t scratch till you need to go Yun Nam wo.(why am I advertising for them?) If you can guess it, you’ll deserve to be N - the successor of L to be the famous detective.

Ok, this is it. What will you get when you spell sob the other way round? Haha obviously you get nothing.(this is lame) it’s more accurate to ask what word is it? It’s bos right?
Well change it to plural form.

Hahahahaha GET IT??? Actually I’m trying to tell Dexter who’s the boss. Muahahaha.
Haha dexter thinks the same as me that’s why he changed his blog name too.

Relating to boss. Yesterday during physics lab, I think sir keep saying something like, “why what, why what?”. I started laughing but I didn’t tell anyone because everyone was so enthusiastic. I wonder whether any of you remember in “The Incredibles”, Bob’s shorty boss said that to Bob and ask him to be more specific.

Hmmm maybe all of you secretly want to be random, which means everyone secretly wants to be radioactive. Hahahaha. You can tell me and I’ll certainly help you, for I’m as kind as Doremon. Heard the joke before?
(seems like many things happen in the lab, no wonder it’s a research place to create new things or thoughts)

Lastly, we always say “Jia Yo” in mandarin to encourage people. Hmmm I wonder why. They think we are cars mer. We don’t need to add oil. We should stay away from saturated fats. However, according to our bio lecturer, fats actually protect our organs. So maybe we should drink oil starting from now. You can drink, if you believe what I say. Haha eating kfc is the same. Imagine that layer of fat when you peel the skin away. Ok I shall leave it to your own imagination.

Ok. I think that’s all for now ,hope you enjoy it =)

Ps : this post is full of ‘crab’, tastier than kfc and read already can be full. Haha

Who is this?

There was a man named Sulio and Sulio knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!!

Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, "Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!"

His boss doesn't believe him, so he says "No you do not know everyone in the whole world"

but Sulio says "Yes I do!" so Sulio's boss says "Well prove it!"

then Sulio says "Pick someone... and I know them!"

Well Sulio's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. "Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!"

Sulio says "Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!"

but Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" then Sulio says "Yes we were!"

so they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house.

Sulio knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Sulio goes "Tom!!!" and Tom goes
"Sulio!" and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio's boss can't believe it.

But then he thinks "Well that could happen, it's just one person," so he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick somebody else!"

This time Sulio's boss has someone in mind! "The president, Bill Clinton! You don't know Bill Clinton!"

but Sulio says "Oh yes I do! Bill and I were on debate team together in college!"

Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" and Sulio says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Washington and they catch up with the President at a press conference.

They work their way through the crowd until Sulio get's close enough to catch Clinton's eye and waves "Bill!" and the President waves "Sulio!" and after the press conference they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio's boss is stunned-- he can't believe it.

But then he thinks "Well that's just two people in one country-- that doesn't mean he knows everyone in the whole world!" so he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick someone out of the world spectrum and I know them!"

And Sulio's boss knows just who to pick so he says "The Pope! You do not know the Pope!" and Sulio says "The Pope! The Pope BAPTIZED me!" and Sulio's boss says "No he didn't!" and Sulio says "Yes he did!"

so they fly to Rome where the Pope is giving Mass in front of hundreds of thousands of people. They work their way through the crowd-- without much luck--

so Sulio says "Boss, we're never gonna get there together through all these people so I tell you what--I'll work my way up there and when I do, I'll give you a sign that shows you I know the Pope!" and he leaves.

Well Sulio's boss waits and waits and waits and just when he's about to give up, he sees the Pope come out onto the balcony and right there beside him is Sulio!

Shortly afterwards, Sulio's boss passes out.

Sulio comes back and finds his boss passed out and he fans him and says "Boss! Boss! Wake up!" and when his boss comes to, he asks "Boss what happened?"

Sulio's boss looks at Sulio and says "OK, I can see Tom Selleck. I can see Bill Clinton... hell, I can even take the Pope!

But when somebody standing next to me asks 'Who's that up there with Sulio?' that's a little more than I can take!

Here's a good way for all you people who wanna lose weight.

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19
year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

He lost 63 pounds that week.

A Meet the Fan Session and the Accidental Proposal

Its been a long time since this blog had a new post, far too long for comfort, hence this random post on some things that happened on our first day back to Taylors.

We finally got our school magazine today, after a slight misunderstanding between Ching and Lay Boon. After chem, Stan held a meet-the-fan session *note FAN, not fanS*. Apparently Ah Shan went crazy about Stan and kept on insisting that he sign her yearbook. After many minutes, due to the fact Ah Shan kept insisting on using a special silver pen for Stan and finding a special place in her heart *ahem* yearbook for him to sign, Stan finally decided to just use a normal blue ballpoint pen and took up one whole autograph page on Ah Shan's yearbook. This left Ah Shan in a mild state of euphoria while we excused ourselves due to hunger pangs.

During lunch, we overheard this interesting conversation.
Ai Vui: Will you marry me? *said to Ching* editors note: this is what we heard. We have no idea what was really said nor do we care as we doubt it would be this interesting. This note applies only to this line, the rest is what really happened.
Ching: Wah, of course. You know ar, marry into Ai Vui family very good one, got free buffet, Shell card, just don't know whether got orang asli priviledges or not.
Ai Vui: What????
Ching: Ya I am going to marry into your family, not you marry into mine. Or else no free buffet.
Ai Vui:*starting to get speechless*
Ching: Seems like I have to start practising how to use a blowgun, to keep your orang asli culture alive. Without people like us, orang asli long gone already.
Ai Vui: Miri already full of Chinese, not orang asli.
Ching: *Ignoring her* You know ar, I wonder how they kill animals in Sarawak......

Finally the conversation led to a point where Ching suggested that they hunt animals in Sarawak by surrounding the animal and making funny faces and a lot of noise. I added that it would probably be a very humane way to put down the animal as the animal would die laughing instead of being in pain.

Anyway I hope this post has enlighted you about your so called Vice of Pet Lover's Society. That's all for now. Bye

I think the world is going mad

Or just the rest of the gang. =\

Hi! The favourite one is back!
That's me, of course.

I'm sorry, I won't be posting for a long long LONG time to come,
simple because I've seem to have lost all of my lame powers.
Which is, good, because I can now hop freely where ever I'd want to go.
But yeah, no more posts from me.

Unless I get like some lightning jolt from BW.
(Ability #57 - makes people lame by jolting them)

Till then, bye bye!
=D
The End

Lameness Makes The World Go Round....Not Love....=P

Haha..People say love is what makes the world go round..

I LoverBoy disagree despite the fact that I love spreading love around...

Well..one good example that lameness makes the world go round is Fishball...

I mean take a look at her head....
You will know what I mean...
Its round thanks to lameness.....Hehe..Just read our previous post for the explanation.....
Kinda pity her though being a victim of lameness...

Oops...my mistake....

SHE'S NOT A VICTIM BUT THE SOURCE OF THE LAMENESS

Anyway,here is an interesting fact...MOST superheroes are lame..
Ask Boy Wonder...He can explain better I think.

Okay..here it goes..
Superman is lame but nobody notices it except me though.(That's what I think lor..no offence)

I mean who would fly two storeys up when you can walk up the stairs...Ask superman..He did it most of the time.Only people who can't walk(lame) would do that.Maybe that is why he has to fly...

Don't you agree??=P

Oh ya....Batman....another hero who is lame.
As you all know,he created the Bat Mobile..Have you ever wonder why??
Its simple actually....coz he's not mobile(lame)...duh...Isn't it obvious??hehe

My favourite lame superhero is

Professor Xavier from X-Men

He is LAME too but at least hes got a high tech wheel chair to move around and he can read people's mind...

Before I end this post...remember lameness makes the world go round not love......hehe...=P

Jake and 911

LoverBoy is here.......

Does my nickname sound gay to you all??

Well tats what Mr.Seo said EVERYTIME in class......

Can't blame him....coz its ToyBoy's fault....for giving me such a gay name......
Hey....but I am quite used to it now.......I THINK...hehe

Anyway....despite being lame most of the time....there were times when my lameness turn into er....'DUMBNESS'.....

Let me see....

Few weeks ago....while studying in the library,I was bored and sleepy.....I looked at my handphone keypad and suddenly A 'BRILLIANT' JOKE came to me... I was inspired to tell my friends....

Well....it backfired pretty badly.....

Do you wanna know what I told them(Fishball,Goldfish and Pearly the Pearly) via sms??

LoverBoy: Why didn't Jake dial 911??

They couldn't answer it so I told them the answer....

Loverboy: Coz he can't find number eleven on the keypad

Heres their response(summarize up in few phrases):

Goldfish: Nonsense lah.....
Fishball: So free argh?!!Go study lah..
Pearly the Pearly:That was dumb.I expected MORE from you.

And there I was in the library thinking what have I done...well...it could have gotten worse though as I was prepared to tell Dictator the joke.....erm...ok...maybe not only Dictator....I was goin to spread it to the whole class...

Nobody's perfect in this life..AND I learn it the hard way....

Guess being lame isn't that bad as what people say....
If someone says that you are lame...tell them about Jake...I bet they will appreciate ur rights of being lame......=P

Till then...bye.......

Bombs ahoy!

ToyBoy told me that my round Fishball self is going to explode one day.

But don't you think that's simply impossible?

First of all, since I'm so round right, any force that acts from the inside of me, will be acting in all direction. EQUAL distribution of force. So there's no nett force in any one particular direction. So I won't explode.

Secondly, I think as a Fishball I can easily absorb all those forces you throw at me. Fishball what.

In conclusion : I SHALL NEVER EXPLODE>

So there.

N

Tadaa, ang ang ang, ding dong, drum rolls..


Hi everyone, I’m N. Have all of u watch L change the world? Near is so cute!!! Of cause L is very cute too!! The amount of sweets he consumes is amazing. So sad the kids don’t want.
I’ve been hearing Disney songs recently. Boy Wonder can go the distance. And a star is born!! Which is me, for I’ve a song named after me-Jenny. Heehee. They are all so nice and they certainly bring back memories.

Haha brother bear songs are very nice too, especially "Welcome". Haha there are 2 bears in our PM7 family. Tadaa… that is pooh bear and mamee bear. (mamee bear makes me think of mamee monster. Munch munch munch..)

Oh ya long ago I thought of a lame competition between all the contributors of this blog. The loser must be punished. Haha obviously I know I won’t lose. WAIT!! This does not mean I’m arrogant. WHY? Because I don’t think I’ll win also, since MPAJA is the government now. :) Besides, dexy bum is definitely lamer than me. Hahahahaha


But I’m quite random-just like radioactive decay. Don’t worry I’m not harmful because I’ve long half-life. Haha but if u r sooo scared and have no tortoise shell to hide inside, then u can buy the device to check lo. Too much money ar… so u should just trust me :)
This is a lame blog. So obviously the contents must be lame. Right? I’m forced to write lame things. If not ISL will catch me le. I don’t want!!! ><

That’s all for now. Can’t really think, still very tired. And I must study mechanics soon. Hmph spoil my mood. Hope it won’t be the same for other subjects. If suddenly all the teachers call me up n ask me to study. Hmm then I’ll not play at all for the holiday d. sob sob.


haha hehe hihi huhu hoho byebye. Hope dexy won’t bring a bazooka to shoot me down. If not I’ll use my radioactive power against him. Haha :p