Wise Words From A Wise Bunny

WWFAWB.
Sounds like a website, eh?
Maybe I should start one.
No! Slaps self.
Cannot.
Got 3 blogs already.
Will go siao from doing that.

Ahem.
Hello, everybody. =)
No matter what people may or may not have told you, I insist I DO NOT need to see a psychiatrist.
I'm serious.
If you keep insisting that I go, I'll probably bite your head off.

As you can see, my favourite colour is pink purple.
My hopeless bummy friends wouldn't know that.
So yeah, this is just for general info, in case you ever wanted to buy me a rose.
You'll never know, considering the amount of fans I have.
And by the way, I like tiger lilies.

Oopsie. I digressed.
Erm, what was this post about again?

Okay, I'm supposed to introduce myself and my bums (fans actually, but they just won't admit it. Hehe.)

Let's start with Toy Boy.
He's like, one of my favourites.
He's the King of Bums.
He's the one who influenced me to become a bum.
He... blablabla.
=( I'm not too good at describing people.
So here's a picture of how he kinda looks like.
Yup, that gay with the pink background, butterfly and all.

He acts gay, he sounds gay, but he's NOT gay.
Sorry to disappoint you all (especially the guys) but he has a girlfriend.
But I secretly think he has the hots for me. ^^
Don't worry, Toy Boy. I won't tell anyone about our affair. =P
I'm just kidding. My hunny bunny and his apPLe will kill him if he did.
Okay, don't wanna waste much of my post space by talking about him. Not really worth it. =P Don't kill me!
So.... Next, Fishball. One of my favourites too!

She's like my comrade in this male domineering world.
Tsk tsk. These MCPs all.
We had to pull their hair, bitch slap them and punch their teeth out just to get ourselves in the blog.

Hence, the "toothy" grin and lack of hair.
The face is kinda uneven because of the bitch slapping.
Okay, I'm joking, again. I just suck at drawing.
So, back to Fishball.
She's actually the lamest amongst all of us.
Even though she refuses to admit it.
In fact, I'm suprised she can still walk! Gasp! =P
And... She looks like this: Ever seen a Fishball before?
Yup. Looks like this.
All round and squishy.
Must be all that brain inside her head.

Next up is, Boy Wonder!
Woohoo, wonderful!
Another favourite of mine.
In case you don't realise, the blue one is his cape and the red one is those underwear thingy that superheroes wear.
I don't get why people complain when I draw this emblem of him.
I mean, look at it! It's cool!
Those scriggly scraggly lines and all.
Okay, never mind.
So, this is the guy who can do it all. Or so Toy Boy says.
But I still think I should have been Wonder Girl.
After all, I can do anything. Like, eat gazillion carrots.
But! Toy Boy insisted. Sigh.
Hence the wonderful name of Boy Wonder.
Or should we say, Man wonder.
Oh yes! It's his birthday today!
OMG. You share the same birthday as our blog!
Congratulations! You must be so proud!
Hehe. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Boy Wonder and this blog.
Of course, this blog comes first okay? Just kidding. =)

Well, this is turning out to be quite a long post.
I'd better wrap it up by introducing the last but not least member, Lover Boy.
Rumour has it that he is the latest Casanova.
Sorry girls, but he's fully booked for this two years or so.
Come back after you have graduated.


Oops. Looks like he got shot by his own arrow.
Darn it, Luver Boy.
You ought to be more careful.
Yeah, he's kinda eccentric.
But, that makes him even nicer to hang out with. =)
Get your grubby hands off him. He's mine.
(Growls.)
Hahaha. I'm only kidding.
He belongs to his Mcdonald girl. =)

Oh my gosh!!!!
I nearly forgot to talk about my MOST FAVOURITE person of all!
Not to mention the coolest, most adorable, smartest, brightest, most wonderful person OF ALL!
Okay, of course.
It's me.
ME ME ME ME.
ME!!!!
In case anyone else thought I might be talking about them.
Like some perasan people like *ahemToyBoyahem*.
Well, I guess that I'm just so cool that people can obviously see how cool, adorable, smart and witty I am by just reading what I have to say.
So, it's kind of redundant to repeat that since everybody knows I'm sweet, adorable, cool, smart and bright.

Ah well, have a pleasant day everybody!
See? I'm really very nice.
I don't know why people keep saying I'm mean.
Of course, they can't say that anymore because I've bitten their head off.
Hehe. Effective.