Revive!!

F : Teacher!!! They just murdered us. Died. Buried underground.

Ms. K : I believe you have 9 lives. Mrs. Lai want you to revive and do well in Mechanics.

What a response after such a horrendous paper.

9 lives...

Reflect

http://baldyblog.freshblogs.co.uk/2008/05/the_beginning_of_the_end.html

got this of a frens blog.

hm.....makes me think a bit that a persons life can change in a blink of an eye. And if it were to change, would we have any regrets for seizing everyday and living it like there is no tmr.

Hence a word to all of you, treasure every moment and live life to the fullest.

P.S.: And since this post is from me, must zha some ppl. WEI mangkuk read zor la la seng take action lah. You dun have forever to wait.

Editors note: Please not that the term mangkuk is not referring to anyone in particular. It is just part of Ching's plan to incoporate the term mangkuk into our society.

Halal Pork Flavoured Instant Noodles

I came across this interesting article just now in Utusan Malaysia.Hope you enjoy it.Hehe.


JOHOR BAHRU 19 Mei - Jika anda meminati mi segera, berhati-hati ketika membeli makanan tersebut kerana ada yang tertera logo halal tetapi berperisa babi.

Perkara tersebut didedahkan seorang pengguna, Amir Amin yang menghantar e-mel atas kesedaran supaya umat Islam tidak termakan mi segera keluaran Vietnam itu.

Amir memberitahu, hasrat dia dan isterinya menikmati keenakan mi segera dalam mangkuk yang dibeli di Woodland Centre, Singapura pada 4 Mei lalu terbantut apabila mendapati mi segera itu berperisa babi walaupun ada logo halal.

Atas rasa tanggungjawab supaya umat Islam tidak termakan mi berkenaan, Amir kemudian mengambil keputusan untuk membuat aduan kepada pemilik kedai berkenaan.

"Saya turut difahamkan pekedai tersebut mengambil keputusan menghentikan penjualan mi berkenaan.

"Bagaimanapun, saya bimbang seandainya mi ini telah berada di pasaran negara kita memandangkan jarak antara Johor dengan Singapura bukanlah jauh,'' kata warga Johor ini.

Justeru, dia berharap orang ramai lebih peka dan mengambil langkah berhati-hati dengan barang yang dibeli walaupun terdapat logo halal.

Well...

The thing is I wonder how did he know that the noodles are pork flavoured whereas he could never know what pork actually taste like.

Hehe.

I will just leave it to your imagination.=P

Why I fired my secretary. Teehee.

Yesterday was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
' Happy Birthday.'

I thought...

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids...
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
'Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day....
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?'
She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner.'



After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
' Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.


And I just sat there...



On the couch...

Naked


Please don't come and ask if this is me or what ah!
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Correction to previous post

well as mentioned in title turns out the tickets were not free and the we were the only 3 people who turned up because "there is nothing cheaper than something free". and alex who was there due to "not free, but still cheaper than the rest".

anyway there is an important lesson to be learnt from this.

Make GOOD connections if you want more free tickets.

p.s.: don't worry alex. will make it up to you after we execute our masterplan in redang(which involves Ching and his debit card)

Free tickets

And suddenly loads of people are my good friends.
Wat the hell right? Lol.

By the way, Fong,
Those people who berebut rebut to go in had to pay for their tickets.
RM30!!!!
My church got extra then that's why I got some for you guys.
And I paid for mine =S
Okay not I paid.
My boyfriend paid for his, his dad's and mine =P
So considered buy 1 free 1 for you 3 bums lah ><

So considered as you owe me one =P

Sooo.... anyway.....
Aiyah, nothing to say lah.

=) good luck for exams.

When you're stumped, just think of me and you'll get an A.
(If you try this and it works, please pay rm250 for royalty =), seriously)

Chronicles of Narnia

Yesterday, after saving the world for the 32495 time from the clutches of N(give or take 32495 times), Edwin, Alex , Stan and I decided to take some time off saving the world as well as from studying to catch the premier of the movie Narnia.(free tickets courtesy of Alex's church)

We arrived at 8.50pm for the 9pm show. The place was super pack, due to people's "nothing cheaper than something free" attitude. Anyway the security was tighter than Fort Knox as we had to surrender our handphones and go through a metal detector.

And one stupendous guy smartly went into a different cinema than us. He happily walked into cinema 11 while we were waiting for cinema 10 to get ready. After we got our seats(free seating, have to chong), I volunteered to rescue that bum from the grim fact of watching the movie alone. Turns out that bum had a prime seat right in the middle of cinema with the whole row to himself(why no one want seat with him, I leave it to your imagination).

As for the movie, it was ok. But at the end of the movie, we all had one similiar thought. Due to the fact they marched soldiers across the bridge, we all simultaneously thought of one word- "Resonance".

Anyway lazy continue. Bye

Mentors and Mentees

AH!

Omg. I don't want to sit for exam la!

Maybe I should stand for it. Hmmm.

WWE Championships

During lunch today, we suggested that today will be the night of the WWE(We Want Edwin) championships where fanatics of Edwin will get to fight for him and win the ultimate grand prize: one whole day with Edwin at any venue, doing any activity, all sponsored by Lamebutwalking.

So far, the hunt for the ultimate fan has been narrowed down to two contestants.

In the Red corner, we have JC. Standing at 160cm(give or take 10cm), JC claims to be an expert in fighting, having close to 10 years of experience in brawls, death-matches and just-for-fun fights. JC plans on using her wealth of fighting know how to defeat the opposition within 5 minutes.

In the Blue corner, we have SL(not Shin Li ar, dun perasan). Standing at a very short height, SL plans to use her size to her advantage by making the opponent underestimate her before landing the killing blow.

Who will win? Who will take home the ultimate grand prize? Please stay tune for the next update of WWE.

P.S.: You can send messages of encouragement to the two fighters. For JC, sms to 1833-WWE-01 and for SL, sms to 1833-WWE-02.
Disclaimer: Each sms will cost RM 10.00. Standard billings apply.

Barbie Girl.

Ok. This is what happens when exams are near. Take a look at the videos. =)