A confession??

Since we are on the topics of smses,

Fong: Hey X. Want lunch tmr or not? 12.30
X: Dahlah ur good fren's dearest lover, so ur trying2mk me main kayu goodness noe hw much again ar?XP............(editors note: irrelevant)
Fong: Wat main? You memang Y zui ai de..............
X: Ya wat. Since im his zui ai de n im going4lunch wif his fren main laXP.

Due to privacy reasons, the names have been replaced with X and Y.

Hint: Look at how X refers to herself with referance to Y.

And to all you busybodies out there, X and Y should be really obvious, since I think only one person in our class uses that smiley.

Even when we're apart.

Yes, using the handphone and SMSing lame comments is definitely a way to keep the lamity going on.

Here's a few examples of the messages I've gotten ;

Scenario 1 :

I just sprained my ankle, and messaged Loverboy to tell him that I have a tennis ball on my ankle due to the swelling.

And his response?

Loverboy : On the bright side, you can sponsor Wimbledon some tennis balls :) .


Scenario 2 :

Fishball : Hey, just wanted to let you know that I'm bringing macaroni salad tomorrow
HJ : Oh thanks. I was just wondering whether there'll be vege. Surprisingly from Fishball. I think I'll just bring some meat dish.
Fishball : Oh, my macaroni special one. No vege.
HJ : Didn't you say salad? macaroni with vege rite? Put some lettuce in it.
Fishball : The only vege that is going to be in my macaroni, will be raisins, if that's counted.

( here comes the punch line. Ready???)

HJ : I really thought you turned over a new VEGE.

And I'm sure you all can guess who HJ is.

See, lamity even apart.

SEO

Admin: Edwin
Inspirer: Mr. Seo

Satisfy Edwin Organisation.
Yup, it's something like WWE (We Want Edwin competition)
Only, this time, it was started all because of Edwin's lust greed for girls power.
I, Yummy Bunny aka. Cili Padi aka. Spicy Ms. Kang, was supposed to sign a contract with Edwin to start a YouTube revolution, something along the lines of Lonelygirl15 and such.
He was supposed to get 10% of my share. But no, he wanted 25%.
So yes, he started this organisation to start looking for girls to be his "lonelygirl15".
If you haven't heard of lonelygirl15, i can just say you suck you have a life, other than Youtubeing all the time (unlike Stanley)

My videos will be uploaded soon.
Stay tuned. TQ

2nd night in Redang

While most of the class slept, this is what a few of us helped to create.




A message from B(not the mangkuk B, another one) to S.

Old old times

Stan & Ed
Uploaded by Xiahbaby

Alex & Shen
Uploaded by Xiahbaby

Xiahbaby's Birthday
Uploaded by Xiahbaby

Doing fine..

Hi....GUYS

Btw,I am doing fine here back in Miri.

There's not much changes in my Miri of course except for the fact that there are more cars than usual.

AND MOST OF ALL

I discover my lil' sis is random like the radioactive decay as well.

OMG.

It must be my influence I supposed. Let's hope she doesn't get lame like the rest of the lame but walking gang coz randomness is directly proportional to the squareroot of lameness.

hehe.

Ok.GTG.Bye bye.

And so he left.....

This post is dedicated to that bum Dexter aka Lover Boy.

We met up at Shen's house yesterday for a farewell dinner for Dex. Bout 13 of us came and we finally got a taste of Shen's mum famous claypot chicken rice. Anyway during the course of dinner, we did what we do best, talking a whole lot of fei hua. (award goes to Pearly, who looked at the claypot and asked whether it was bought and homemade one)

Anyway we had everyone take turns to spill out their hearts to Dex and vise versa. One of us broke into tears(partly due to Stan making dam bursting sound effects). Technically it was quite a sad moment for Dex while some of us tried to keep the mood "not so dead" by adding some lame stuff here and there in people's speech.

The next day, I went to see the bum off. Reached his apartment at 7.15am, spent 15 mins writing a letter for him and another 30 mins catching up on some sleep while Dex slept. Went down for breakfast together with Kok Wei. After breakfast, we took a trip down Dex's memory lane(technically one last tour of Taylors, including TBS). Dex kept talking bout how happy he was to be going back but IMO it was bullshit.(sounds damm fake to me lah his voice) Anyway we later talked a bit in his apartment with Belaian Jiwa playing in the background.

Finally it was 9.50am. We helped chuck his stuff down and into the taxi. We hugged, said keep in touch and he got into the cab.

And he left.................

And as I walked to the KTM, I reflected upon the good times we had andrealized I am really gonna miss having that bum around.( nuts getting a bit emo)

Our class number is now reduced by 4 and lamebutwalking gang reduced by 1.

Well Dex, it has been great knowing you. Thanks for the times we spent lepaking in your apartment. All the best. And as they say

"Don't be sad its over, be happy because it happened."

P.S.: The author of this post is back to his normal self after a sleep on the KTM. (Wonders sleeping on the KTM can do, besides giving the author a stiff neck)

Pics!

Lamebuthiking

Miss you guys!

I just realised something

i'm so gonna miss all of you! =)

Jokes....

What do you do when you see a blue banana?
You comfort it

What’s the difference betwen a fly and a mosquito?
A mosquito can fly but a fly cannot mosquito

7 Reasons

In a recent conversation with A*(names changed to protect privacy), yours truly managed to find out that A is in fact very angry with B*. Due to much interest of readers to the topic, we have posted a short segment of the conversation for all to see. No prizes for guessing who the 2 people in the conversation are.
you want whole list?
ok, you angry that he:
1. did not ask you out to the prom
2. did not pay for your ticket
3. did not offer to pick you up
4. did not offer to dance with you
5. did not offer to send you back
oi oi...no need no need......all nonsense
STOP!!!!
nut la u
6. did not offer to stand on your porch with you and gaze deeply in ur eyes
OI!
7. and seal it with a *ahem*
siao fella

Ok. Now the world knows the truth between them. My job here is done.*rides of in the direction of the setting sun*

UPDATE
Apparently after yours truly posted about A and B, yours truly received an offline message from A 2 hours later which goes:

You are truly a NUT!!! rili siao fella
thx for chging the names (I got thanked!!!!!)
but i hv a feeling im gonna die anyway
NUT!!!
XP

and shortly after that, at approximately another 2 hours time, at 2 am in the morning, B finally asked A out. aaahhh feel like done a good deed, extremely satisfied.

Fish and Cats.

Remember our 9 lives story?

Since then, somehow or another, I've come acrossed so many things that has to do with those cats. From cute cute cats in the StarTwo to 36 adorable kittens on Tv.

Oh did I mention that my horoscope on Sunday said something about a cat having nine lives, but I only have one. SO advising me to take it slow and rest. Hmm..

And today Ms.H and her "meows" Say we got 5 more lives, one more paper. I beg to differ, I think I've lost a lot of lives lately.

WHy all the afinity with cats lately?

I have a theory.

Fishball ma. So Fish attracts cats. But then I started thinking again. Technically i would be dead since, the cat would want to eat me.

BUT I'M NOT.

My theory again?? I'm just too nice. Its not my time to go yet. I'm still here! To brighten up your days!

I'm sure you all love me. :) I know that.

But i think I lost another life today. (Yes fish also got 9 lives k. Not the cats only.) Again. That's 7 down after 7 papers. How la??

People lamer than us

On Wed after our exams, Ching received a call from MixFM telling him he won 2 tickets to the premier to Kung Fu Panda. Being opportunistic, Ching tried to get Jing to accompany him but sadly, she wanted to watch it with her family. Hence in the end, I ended up accompanying Ching to go watch the movie(not complaining)

Anyway the movie was suppose to start at 9.30 but they let us in at 9.10. Thats where the people lamer than us comes in. Those MixFM road runners ar.......wah super lame. In fact sort of glad they are not the same age as us and in Taylors, or else they would menyesarkan us and be the owners of lamebutrunning. Well they intro-ed themselves before launching into a tirade of lame stuff to keep us entertained.

As for the movie, according to Ching, not much plot at all. But in my opinion, the director must have thought, who cares bout the plot, lets just make them laugh, which I think they succeeded in doing.

Well nth much left to say, so cya

Not to be calculative or anything,
but I think math 3 just took away the last of my nine lives =(
Oh, btw, are you all up to going for the wild life party?
Stanley said it's probably too wild for him =.=
we all know how good Stan's pun are.

Revive!!

F : Teacher!!! They just murdered us. Died. Buried underground.

Ms. K : I believe you have 9 lives. Mrs. Lai want you to revive and do well in Mechanics.

What a response after such a horrendous paper.

9 lives...

Reflect

http://baldyblog.freshblogs.co.uk/2008/05/the_beginning_of_the_end.html

got this of a frens blog.

hm.....makes me think a bit that a persons life can change in a blink of an eye. And if it were to change, would we have any regrets for seizing everyday and living it like there is no tmr.

Hence a word to all of you, treasure every moment and live life to the fullest.

P.S.: And since this post is from me, must zha some ppl. WEI mangkuk read zor la la seng take action lah. You dun have forever to wait.

Editors note: Please not that the term mangkuk is not referring to anyone in particular. It is just part of Ching's plan to incoporate the term mangkuk into our society.

Halal Pork Flavoured Instant Noodles

I came across this interesting article just now in Utusan Malaysia.Hope you enjoy it.Hehe.


JOHOR BAHRU 19 Mei - Jika anda meminati mi segera, berhati-hati ketika membeli makanan tersebut kerana ada yang tertera logo halal tetapi berperisa babi.

Perkara tersebut didedahkan seorang pengguna, Amir Amin yang menghantar e-mel atas kesedaran supaya umat Islam tidak termakan mi segera keluaran Vietnam itu.

Amir memberitahu, hasrat dia dan isterinya menikmati keenakan mi segera dalam mangkuk yang dibeli di Woodland Centre, Singapura pada 4 Mei lalu terbantut apabila mendapati mi segera itu berperisa babi walaupun ada logo halal.

Atas rasa tanggungjawab supaya umat Islam tidak termakan mi berkenaan, Amir kemudian mengambil keputusan untuk membuat aduan kepada pemilik kedai berkenaan.

"Saya turut difahamkan pekedai tersebut mengambil keputusan menghentikan penjualan mi berkenaan.

"Bagaimanapun, saya bimbang seandainya mi ini telah berada di pasaran negara kita memandangkan jarak antara Johor dengan Singapura bukanlah jauh,'' kata warga Johor ini.

Justeru, dia berharap orang ramai lebih peka dan mengambil langkah berhati-hati dengan barang yang dibeli walaupun terdapat logo halal.

Well...

The thing is I wonder how did he know that the noodles are pork flavoured whereas he could never know what pork actually taste like.

Hehe.

I will just leave it to your imagination.=P

Why I fired my secretary. Teehee.

Yesterday was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
' Happy Birthday.'

I thought...

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids...
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
'Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day....
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?'
She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner.'



After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
' Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.


And I just sat there...



On the couch...

Naked


Please don't come and ask if this is me or what ah!
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Correction to previous post

well as mentioned in title turns out the tickets were not free and the we were the only 3 people who turned up because "there is nothing cheaper than something free". and alex who was there due to "not free, but still cheaper than the rest".

anyway there is an important lesson to be learnt from this.

Make GOOD connections if you want more free tickets.

p.s.: don't worry alex. will make it up to you after we execute our masterplan in redang(which involves Ching and his debit card)

Free tickets

And suddenly loads of people are my good friends.
Wat the hell right? Lol.

By the way, Fong,
Those people who berebut rebut to go in had to pay for their tickets.
RM30!!!!
My church got extra then that's why I got some for you guys.
And I paid for mine =S
Okay not I paid.
My boyfriend paid for his, his dad's and mine =P
So considered buy 1 free 1 for you 3 bums lah ><

So considered as you owe me one =P

Sooo.... anyway.....
Aiyah, nothing to say lah.

=) good luck for exams.

When you're stumped, just think of me and you'll get an A.
(If you try this and it works, please pay rm250 for royalty =), seriously)